|Last Laugh! Ordering Pizza by Phone in 2008|
|Patrick Townson (email@example.com)|
Tue, 23 Nov 2004 11:52:35 -0600
This is so close to what is probably going to be happening in 2008 that|
I'm not sure how funny this really is or if it should be a last laugh.
ORDERING PIZZA BY PHONE IN 2008 -
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID
Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.
Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir.
Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
Operator: Thank you Mr. Smith. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland
Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you get all this information?
Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir.
Customer: The HSS, what is that?
Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will
Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to order a couple of your All Meat
Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.
Operator: Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that
Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza.I'm sure you'll like
Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your
Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then
Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids.
Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.
Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver
Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account is
Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready.
Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes,
Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?
Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your
Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%^$@#
Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a
Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke.
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us
Thank you for calling Pizza Hut.
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