|Last Laugh! How Many Members of Bush Administration Does it Take|
|Debbie DKTubiolo (firstname.lastname@example.org)|
Tue, 13 Sep 2005 14:28:19 -0500
How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a|
1 One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed.
2 One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light
bulb needs to be changed.
3 One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb.
4 One to tell the nations of the world that they are either
responsible for changing the light bulb or for darkness.
5 One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton
for the new light bulb.
6 One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a stepladder under the banner:
Lightbulb Change Accomplished.
7 One administration insider to resign and write a book
documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark.
8 One to viciously smear #7.
9 One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George
Bush has had a strong light bulb changing policy all along.
10 And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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